In the 90's, Anal Leakage as a fad didn't really catch on and catch fire. Will Corexit/Oil-caused Anal Bleeding?

Toxicologist: Oil/Corexit mix caused heart trouble, organ damage, rectal bleeding. Granted, Corexit doesn't have the charisma of Olestra, but really, when one bleeds from the rectum and ultimately dies; How do you top that? Olestra just turned Ruffles into runny poo with no apocalyptic implications whatsoever.

Meanwhile: In Universe A, beach season is in full effect, as 100 percent of the entire Gulf Coast region electrical grid is powered by alternative technologies. There is no oil spill, and no chance for an oil spill, as Offshore drilling never existed. And almost every city and town across the U.S. has a statue of Tesla, and no one knows Edison even existed.