27 Anti-Ageing Superfoods

Eat early; Eat often.

No shit, Sherlock..

Stress can cause heart damage.

If you want to swim, please wait one hour after eating..

"Oceans of Diamonds" on Uranus and Neptune..

Winkwink, Nudgenudge, Know What I Mean?

Weatherman compares snowfall to cock size, Leno-style (just in case you missed the first time he said it..).

Success and Failure - How Much Is Fate and How Much is Free Will?

From Robert Wilkinson's awesome Aquarius Papers..

Wow..

Ron Paul's nuts are so big and heavy, there's no way I'd even attempt to bench press them..

Cindy McCain Did WHAT?

Cindy McCain Poses for NOH8 campaign. You have to respect her for this brave act, so close to the election and all.. This, coupled with her non-stop campaigning on the part of gay marriage all over the campaign trail..

Wait: It's a year AFTER the election, so I guess the coast is clear..

Racist AND Boring? Sweet..

New Pro Basketball League is for whites only.

Hilarious quote:

"Lewis denies that he's a racist but he wants to get away from 'street ball' played by 'people of color' that dominate the NBA. 'Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?' He said.

This should be almost as exciting as the XFL or televised Golf OR Poker! I can't wait!

Polls Like This Make Me Feel A Tad Better About The Sanity Of The Populace..

Poll: Most don't want Sarah Palin to run for President. Well, at least for the moment, we all haven't completely lost our Goddamned minds..

I'm A Little Freaked Out..

That this kid isn't from Arkansas, Southwestern Missouri, or Oklahoma. But stupid and racist doesn't necessarily call any specific area home..

New bumper sticker: Guns don't kill people, but bigoted, hothead, goatropin' rednecks MIGHT..

Darvaza Hole: "The Door to Hell"

No, it's not Wasilla, Alaska, but Darvaza, Turkmenistan.

The 50 worst album titles in history

From New Music Express (nme.com)

The 10 Most Successful Potheads On The Planet

From CoEd Magazine..