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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
A love story for the ages! Beautiful! From Crave. Excerpts:
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
And OOhh! Twilight Zone/Outer Limits twist..
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
After a brief consultation with John Titor, Cole will return again to finish the job, clothed this time in either 100% cotton or some kind of poly cotton blends.. Good luck and Godspeed, Mr. Cole. I too, hate fucking Kit Kats..
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
And OOhh! Twilight Zone/Outer Limits twist..
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
After a brief consultation with John Titor, Cole will return again to finish the job, clothed this time in either 100% cotton or some kind of poly cotton blends.. Good luck and Godspeed, Mr. Cole. I too, hate fucking Kit Kats..
Former GOP Sheriff of the Year Busted in Gay Sex-for-Meth Deal
From Gawker. Excerpts:
Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. was the beloved Republican sheriff of Arapahoe County, Colo., for nearly 20 years before he retired in 2002. In 2001, he was named national Sheriff of the Year. Yesterday he was arrested by the department he used to run for offering a man meth in exchange for sex.
I really do feel some degree of sympathy for this very conflicted man. His Inner-Demons - Crazy Screaming Volume Control must be stuck on 11 and he can't turn it down.. So many instincts repressed and channeled elsewhere.. His tensions, now refined, made even more taut by his choice of occupation(with all accompanying knowledge of Crime and Punishment and Societal Decay.. How far will we/he sink?). A heretofore classic example of the extremes of duality one persona can assume: The relentless crime fighter yin balanced by the meth smoking sodomite yang.. His inner dialogue; Chaos. The last paragraph of Gawker's story is devastating in its irony:
It's not clear whether Sullivan's love of meth-sex may have predated his retirement. He was booked into that Arapahoe County Jail, which also goes by the name Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility.
Here stands a man in shambles: His law enforcement achievements forever overshadowed by the hypocrisy of his actions, a joke for late night comedians and lovers of schadenfreude everywhere. A cautionary tale of repression and addiction. A goddamned shame that his sexual orientation so shamed the man that he could only act upon his desires through the use of methamphetamines..
It's too bad his gay guilt drove his life to ruin.. Can you imagine the headline had he chosen otherwise? "Nation's first gay National Sheriff Of The Year recounts his obstacles to the top."
Can you imagine the positive impact this man could have had had he just told the homophobes with their shame issues poisoning his mind to simply Fuck Off? I hope this man finds peace. I hope this man can rebuild his shattered foundations, rising to the task of making sense of the destruction his inner demons and behavior have caused. It really is ok to be gay. Hopefully, he can now understand and respond accordingly.. Good luck, Sheriff Sullivan. Your near-term future will not be easy.
Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. was the beloved Republican sheriff of Arapahoe County, Colo., for nearly 20 years before he retired in 2002. In 2001, he was named national Sheriff of the Year. Yesterday he was arrested by the department he used to run for offering a man meth in exchange for sex.
I really do feel some degree of sympathy for this very conflicted man. His Inner-Demons - Crazy Screaming Volume Control must be stuck on 11 and he can't turn it down.. So many instincts repressed and channeled elsewhere.. His tensions, now refined, made even more taut by his choice of occupation(with all accompanying knowledge of Crime and Punishment and Societal Decay.. How far will we/he sink?). A heretofore classic example of the extremes of duality one persona can assume: The relentless crime fighter yin balanced by the meth smoking sodomite yang.. His inner dialogue; Chaos. The last paragraph of Gawker's story is devastating in its irony:
It's not clear whether Sullivan's love of meth-sex may have predated his retirement. He was booked into that Arapahoe County Jail, which also goes by the name Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility.
Here stands a man in shambles: His law enforcement achievements forever overshadowed by the hypocrisy of his actions, a joke for late night comedians and lovers of schadenfreude everywhere. A cautionary tale of repression and addiction. A goddamned shame that his sexual orientation so shamed the man that he could only act upon his desires through the use of methamphetamines..
It's too bad his gay guilt drove his life to ruin.. Can you imagine the headline had he chosen otherwise? "Nation's first gay National Sheriff Of The Year recounts his obstacles to the top."
Can you imagine the positive impact this man could have had had he just told the homophobes with their shame issues poisoning his mind to simply Fuck Off? I hope this man finds peace. I hope this man can rebuild his shattered foundations, rising to the task of making sense of the destruction his inner demons and behavior have caused. It really is ok to be gay. Hopefully, he can now understand and respond accordingly.. Good luck, Sheriff Sullivan. Your near-term future will not be easy.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Oklahoma Continues To Rumble..
6th earthquake in 4 days recorded in Oklahoma Yahoo News. Excerpts:
Another small earthquake has been reported in Oklahoma.
The U.S. Geological Survey says a 3.2 magnitude quake struck just before 6 a.m. Sunday about 27 miles northeast of Oklahoma City. The Logan County Sheriff's Office says no damage was reported
On Saturday, a 2.4 magnitude tremor was recorded at about 7 a.m. about 50 miles northeast of Oklahoma City near Sparks.
Sunday's earthquake is the sixth in the area since Thursday, when a 3.7 magnitude quake was recorded near Prague. Three more were recorded Friday.
Another small earthquake has been reported in Oklahoma.
The U.S. Geological Survey says a 3.2 magnitude quake struck just before 6 a.m. Sunday about 27 miles northeast of Oklahoma City. The Logan County Sheriff's Office says no damage was reported
On Saturday, a 2.4 magnitude tremor was recorded at about 7 a.m. about 50 miles northeast of Oklahoma City near Sparks.
Sunday's earthquake is the sixth in the area since Thursday, when a 3.7 magnitude quake was recorded near Prague. Three more were recorded Friday.
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