Saturday, July 25, 2009

What the What?

"8 Cartoon Characters That Probably Have Syphilis." Sounds like something I'd write if I had Syphilis..

I expect to see more of this in the future..

Poor John Woo just wants to teach and forget about all that nasty torture business, but people won't let him.. If Obama won't prosecute these criminals, maybe the people should give them no peace, drive them insane, and let what's left of their conscience(es) prosecute themselves for us. Cheaper, and probably much more effective!

Please.. Get the fuck over it, already!

Obama's a citizen, or McCain's people would have SATURATED THE WORLD with information proving otherwise! Not that they didn't look.. But, of course, the Birthers won't be satisfied.. Not that they want to know about how we got into this gigantic shithole of a mess that previous Dear Leader dug for us.. That might take a little homework, as that's not the information that Fox News and Junkie Pig like to provide.

It really seems to go back to "I don't like the looks of that colored guy," without being able to say as much. Which is too bad, because if they could get off their racist asses, they'd probably find many more policy issues to debate, and have much more credibility debating them.

File Under: Earthquakes. Tag: Global Coastal Event

Three big-ass earthquakes off the eastern coast of Australia.. Magnitude 7.9 (two times) and 8.0 all within the same (relative) area is definitely worth noting. The site linked to is the English language Bulgarian National Seismological Data Centre. Neato, right? I so love the Internet..

Friday, July 24, 2009

Doom, Astrolgy Style..

Off planet scariness involving last week's meteor hit on Jupiter, an ongoing triple conjunction(that's where astrology comes in)of Jupiter, Neptune, and Chiron, and possible incoming asteroids to our neck of the solar system! Thrills and chills courtesy of an order of Russian nuns (named "The Order of Sorcha Faal.") who may or may not be a man named David Booth.

Tasty.

Doubleplusungood, or Books one, Kindle Sucks..

Here's a little something so Orwellian, ironic, and stupid! Really? Did Amazon think no one would pick up on them deleting 1984? Remotely(!) banning an e-book about (among other things) historical revisionism after people already bought and paid for it? I just conducted a seance to speak with Orwell, and his message was, "I told you so, folks." and "Fuck you, Amazon.." Not my words.. Orwell. Me? I love Big Brother!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

What's Roseanne been up to?

Recently, someone asked me what Roseanne Barr has been doing since Roseanne went off the air(has it really been 12 years?). Short answer? Becoming very political.. And here.. Roseanne's never been one to shy away from controversy, and without the national spotlight on her every move, she's free to really tell it like it is..

Love her or hate her, she has the courage to speak her mind, thank God..

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Global Coastal Event Coming to a Planet Near You..

Above Normal Tides on East Coast: No Explanation. The catastrophic hits get bigger as we get closer to the End! Now, on with The Countdown! The poster linked to Urban Survival's connection of this story to the much larger, much doomier, Global Coastal Event(as predicted by the Webbots. Check out Clif's interview on Rense Radio..). This Event, which, if true to its name, will effect Coasts, Globally.

And again, no explanations as to Why this happened..

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Speaking of Weather..

Brilliant independent weatherman Kevin Martin is posting again at my favorite conspiracy forum. The comments, for this thread anyway, were so far, overwhelmingly positive. Kevin's forecasts differ from mainstream sources due to his use of long term pattern forecasting software and from his knowledge and application of micro climates in his predictions. Previously, for some reason I've never understood, whenever he would post severe weather forecasts, debunkers would immediately respond, and immediately respond with personal attacks. Sometimes Kevin would get angry, and lose focus of his original intent. Which was a shame, as his tornado reports were pretty spot on relative to the region predicted. He's been banned at least once for fighting, came back, quit posting all together, and now is back.

Me? I'm glad. I followed his posts closely, and his predictions(made from Southern California) were far more accurate for the South Western Missouri area than our local meteorologists. He's colorful, pugnacious(he can totally articulate his temper), unapologetic, loves what he does, and seems genuine in his desire to help others through the best forecasts he can provide.

Kevin Martin: Meteorologist of the Future, and all around Righteous Dude..

File Under: Global Atmospheric Change

This feels like an out-take from the beginning of The Day After Tomorrow. Once again, nobody seems to have anything conclusive to offer. Theories competing with theories, but nobody knows for sure. Portent-of-doom paragraphs:


Instead, Wickwar’s explanation is that a vertical atmospheric wave discovered in their LIDAR data lowered the temperature in the region above their radar installation near Logan, Utah. But then you have to ask, he noted, “Where’d the wave come from?”

and

The recent observations of noctilucent clouds at all kinds of latitudes provide an extra impetus to understand what is going on up there. Changes are occurring faster than scientists can understand their causes. “I suspect, as many of us feel, that it is global change, but I fear we don’t understand it,” Wickwar said. “It’s not as simple as a temperature change.”

My gut says "Uh-oh.."