Silver Explodes As DJIA Closes Above 13,000, As Understood By A Dog

From Zero Hedge.  I'm trying to self educate on economic theory, but today, it Does Not Compute..  I imagine myself as a dog listening to someone speaking, straining to understand anything, comprehending nothing but all but the simplest sentences.  And my name, of course..  In my Fido Mind, the article reads..

"Blahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah, blah-blah, blah blah blah blah, b-blah..  Silver was the massive winner, now up an impressive 4.3% since Friday and 30% YTD..  blahblahblahblah, blah blah blah.."

I understand The Best Part.  Now give me Pupperoni!  And some more silver!