This would have NEVER happened had they been high..

Old stoners don't drag race. Period.

Super Water Kills Bugs Dead

Wow! Somebody give these people shitloads of money to mass produce this stuff, please! Maybe the health care industry will give hydrogen peroxide therapy another look? Will they? No. Not likely.

Jupiter "Scar" triples in size?

Doomtastic! Might this be an expanding debris cloud, or something else? Or.. something else.. Let's hope the first one!