Millions of larval creatures of unknown origin (even to biologists) washing up on Hawaiian beaches, aggressive or active enough to crawl on surfboards and surfers.. Where are they from? A mid-Pacific trench? Fukushima? Space? Other dimensions? Andy Dick's last pool party? It's not Sharktopus, but hey, it could be a nice little paycheck.. Plus a celebrity cameo by both Deborah Gibson and Tiffany! Working title: Crabtopus Vengeance: Humanity Skitters.
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