Showing posts with label loser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loser. Show all posts

Monday, December 26, 2011

Oh, Newtiepants..

Newt compares campaign’s Virginia debacle to attack on Pearl Harbor  Really?  The Raw Story.  When I say "Excerpts," I really mean "Ridiculous to follow:"

Certainly no-one will ever accuse Newt Gingrich of having low self-esteem. Talking Points Memo is reporting that Gingrich’s campaign manager Michael Krull has taken to Facebook to vent about the Virginia Republican Party’s judgment that the former Speaker of the House did not qualify to appear on the March 6 primary ballot.



“Newt and I agreed that the analogy is December 1941,” he writes, comparing the campaign’s failure to acquire the 10,000 signatures necessary to compete in the Virginia primary to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. “We have experienced an unexpected set-back, but we will re-group and re-focus with increased determination, commitment and positive action.”


On December 7, 1941, 353 Japanese bombers mounted a raid on American military assets billeted at Pearl Harbor, a Navy base on the island of Hawaii. According to WikiPedia, 2,402 Americans lost their lives, with 1,282 injured. Eight U.S. battleships were damaged, four of them sunk. 188 U.S. aircraft were destroyed, as well as three Navy cruisers, three destroyers, an anti-aircraft training ship, and one minelayer.

He's done.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Internet Curtain..

92 Percent of Newt Gingrich's 1.3 Million Twitter Followers Are Fake  Big fuckin' surprise coming from a big fuckin' douche, no?  Excerpts:

More than 90% of presidential candidate Newt Gingrich's approximately 1.3 million Twitter followers are either spambots or accounts not demonstrably connected to real people, an analysis by the web firm PeekYou found.

Gingrich boasted recently that his substantial number of followers eclipsed his rivals for the Republican nomination, a surprising feat for a man whose campaign appeared to be collapsing as prominent aides and fundraisers fled en masse. Gawker followed up on the story with a former Gingrich staffer who charged that Gingrich had employed various web agencies to purchase inactive or decoy accounts and build an illusion of a massive online following.
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..PeekYou had, by coincidence, been conducting a project on measuring Twitter audiences that included crunching data on presidential candidates. The Gawker post led researchers to reexamine data they had compiled on Gingrich and find that "a huge majority of his followers are either completely anonymous people who have no other web presence, or they are spambots," according to general manager of business and product development Josh Mackey.

This dude practically shits Family Values.  I'm sorry he won't get the nomination, but I'm really hoping that he's still got enough lies in him to finance his "candidacy" through December.  2011 needs more laffs, and Gingrich is the man to deliver those laffs.