Ahh, The Good Old Days Where The Air Was Blue, And The Language Was Salty.. Very Salty..

The next time some revisionist dumbass talks about the "moral purity" and high standards of "The Good Old Days," or "When I was a kid..," slap them off their high horse with this memo from 1898 regarding baseball's on-field code of conduct.  If your eyes bleed easily, stop right here.  If you find original and unique swearing hilarious, buckle up!  You're in for a filthy, filthy treat.  Enjoy!