This Year's Fashion Craze: Illuminati Is The New Black!

Everybody's jumping on the bandwagon, even Jim Cramer!

"Secret Banking Cabal Emerges From AIG Shadows," on Bloomberg, no less!

The conspiracy buffs are laying down odds..

The far out conspiracy buffs are starting to count the bodies.. Here too.. And the BigBoys are getting nervous.. Related here..

Settle in, make some popcorn, and enjoy the show! Let Geithner's sweaty forehead be your pressure gauge. Hopefully, our world won't devolve into a global nuclear conflict because a bunch of rich fucks want ALL the zeros and ones..