..kinda like a Raiders/Patriots game..

California Boob-Job vs. La Douche. Who to root for? Who to root against? It's a virtual tie for overall toxicity of character! If pressed, I'd side with Douche, as he's got the right idea (but coupled, sadly, with a way wrong, snotty-ass approach) and a couple of IQ points on her. But only a couple.

My big problem with her is how quickly she ran for Fundie cover after one spat with a Celebrity Gossip. She dates Michael Phelps, for God's sake! How long before the evangelicals wake up to this friendship of convenience? Her work with the Special Olympics is completely forgotten, and she looks like a bigger opportunist than her nemesis. Not an accurate portrayal, and a shame, really..

But please don't make me choose.