27 Anti-Ageing Superfoods

Eat early; Eat often.

No shit, Sherlock..

Stress can cause heart damage.

If you want to swim, please wait one hour after eating..

"Oceans of Diamonds" on Uranus and Neptune..

Winkwink, Nudgenudge, Know What I Mean?

Weatherman compares snowfall to cock size, Leno-style (just in case you missed the first time he said it..).

Success and Failure - How Much Is Fate and How Much is Free Will?

From Robert Wilkinson's awesome Aquarius Papers..

Wow..

Ron Paul's nuts are so big and heavy, there's no way I'd even attempt to bench press them..

Cindy McCain Did WHAT?

Cindy McCain Poses for NOH8 campaign. You have to respect her for this brave act, so close to the election and all.. This, coupled with her non-stop campaigning on the part of gay marriage all over the campaign trail..

Wait: It's a year AFTER the election, so I guess the coast is clear..

Racist AND Boring? Sweet..

New Pro Basketball League is for whites only.

Hilarious quote:

"Lewis denies that he's a racist but he wants to get away from 'street ball' played by 'people of color' that dominate the NBA. 'Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?' He said.

This should be almost as exciting as the XFL or televised Golf OR Poker! I can't wait!

Polls Like This Make Me Feel A Tad Better About The Sanity Of The Populace..

Poll: Most don't want Sarah Palin to run for President. Well, at least for the moment, we all haven't completely lost our Goddamned minds..

I'm A Little Freaked Out..

That this kid isn't from Arkansas, Southwestern Missouri, or Oklahoma. But stupid and racist doesn't necessarily call any specific area home..

New bumper sticker: Guns don't kill people, but bigoted, hothead, goatropin' rednecks MIGHT..

Darvaza Hole: "The Door to Hell"

No, it's not Wasilla, Alaska, but Darvaza, Turkmenistan.

The 50 worst album titles in history

From New Music Express (nme.com)

The 10 Most Successful Potheads On The Planet

From CoEd Magazine..

Hindus, Aliens or Nazis?, or Der Mann On De Moon..

Are there Nazis on the Moon?

Amazing Pictures, Pollution in China

Horrible pictures of "progress." These poor fuckin' people.. And please, don't forget, our insatiable desire for cheaply made goods contributes to their pollution, and ultimately, to their very painful deaths..

Earthquake Relief: How You Can Help

Charity roundup from CBS News..

Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fuck.

I knew this would happen. Have these "christians" ever read the New Testament? Oh yeah, fuck you too, Pat "shitstain" Robertson..

Pleasepleasepleaseplease!

California Assembly Panel Votes To Legalize Marijuana! (The exclamation point is mine..)

Haitian earthquake information so far..

"Scientists have warned for years that the island of Hispaniola, which Haiti shares with the Dominican Republic, was at risk for a major earthquake.."

Official USGS report: From The Telegraph (Note: The Telegraph is using the 7.3 magnitude report, as opposed to the 7.0 being reported in the American press. USGS tends to reduce EQ mags on a regular basis. I don't know why..)

"..Largest Quake In Over 200 Years.."

Good video from Canadian Television here..

Tonight is the first night. This will become so much more horrifying with tomorrow's light. The devastation in Haiti continues for who knows how long. If you pray, keep them in your prayers..

Who is Benjamin Fulford?

Fulford's been on the conspiracy scene for some time now, chronicling some kind of back-channel universe of higher than Presidential security clearances, Asian secret societies, Mafia and Vatican co-operation, and factions of the U.S. Government and Rothchilds, all pitted against the financial thugs currently in world control, all locked in a cyber/financial global conflict. His latest post is a pretty good example and summation of who's who in his universe, and what's what. Is he a 21st century Eric Sevareid, or some deluded child of priviledge with an overactive imagination and access to the internet?

Fulford's website here. January 10th post is very interesting: Where is Henry Kissenger?

Extra credit research: Who is Leo Wanta? Or here.. Or here.. Or here?

We live in interesting times, my friends..