Is it because they're tired of replacing your lost cell phones?

Why are cell phone companies researching the pineal gland? Short YouTube, just three and a half minutes. Check it out..

I heart aliens, especially if they're reading this right now..

After all, the invasion is imminent. Brazil seems to be the nexus. All this according to Top Secret Airspace, my new favorite blog. With paragraphs like this ("it appears a race in the nearby Andromeda Galaxy has 'discovered' us. These 'unmanned' surveillance discs have made their way home at some point and reported back on our existence. The floodgate has opened.
Let me predict: Sightings of UFOs by will be unprecedented over the next few weeks. We are at a minute to midnight in terms of ending our isolation. Open unilateral contact is months, weeks, days or even hours away."), what's not to love?

Another favorite story here. With such a kick ass headline, why bother backing up (or even explaining) the claim? And no, it's not that I don't believe in the possibility of UFO's, I just want a little meat with my wildly speculative theories. But sometimes, I love the Weekly World News type prose that this guy(I'm assuming) writes sooo well! What do you think? Did God evaporate Air France flight 447?

Happy Birthday, Anderson Cooper!

CNN's ultimate news fox turned 42 today! Congratulations, and I hope he has many, many more birthdays to come! Personal note: Anderson, if you ever make it to Branson, stop by the corporate headquarters for your birthday gift! I, I mean, it, will be waiting!

New Solar Cycle prediction

Peaking May, 2013. It's supposed to be the mildest solar cycle since 1928. It's been two years since a big solar flare, so NASA's predictions are just that: predictions. We shall see. And if the web bots are correct, we shall see soon..

Link to Half Past Human.

Behold the Puke Ray!

I'll take this over a taser any day! Imagine, subduing a criminal with non-lethal force, AND making them vomit! Win/win!

Ya think?

Evangelical man says Christians owe gays an apology. For what? The shame, the abuse, the rejection and alienation, the destruction of their souls.. stuff like that. Thank you, Mr. Gushee. Now if you can convince the other 30 million of you to follow suit, maybe we could all concentrate on more important issues, like short and long term survival on the planet, maybe?

Maybe it's bad, maybe it's good..

Great find by Robert over at Aquarius Papers. Concise, illustrative story as to why it's important to flow with the events of your everyday and not assign a "good" or "bad" to events until a later, clearer time..

27 sightings for the year? I work with like, four, right now..

2009 Humanoid reports. That number does seem awfully low. I mean, have you ever looked around while shopping at one of the "Marts" in your area? It's like the cast of Men in Black at the Clearance isles..

More discussion on Above Top Secret..

Around Branson..

Three samples from Branson, Missouri. Darin's blog is the best around for local political perspective, bar none. This one's fun, this one's sad and needed, and this one's likely to get him in trouble..

Love him or not, Darin's got balls. Thanks, Darin.

If you're going to drink, just stay home, you f/n idiot..

SuperDelicious. That's one expensive bender! Be sure to click the photo to enlarge.

Thank Facebook for the SuperMajor Reconnection from the past!

From Fark. Who can't Facebook reunite?

Another Hi-Larious Criminal!

"Nobody likes you when you're 23.." Probably too amped up on adrenalin from the drive-by attempt to drive straight.. Or he's just stupid. Either/or..

Idiots or Liars?

You decide. These two are why we need a better educational system. Zombies don't necessarily have to be undead..

SuperDeluxe Hilarious Fail!

Thanks, Fark! Meth-heads are funny!

The logical end for liberal drug policies..

It's going horribly for the Netherlands, I see.. Happy freakin' Opposite Day! GD libruls (Or "Social Progressives") and their tendency to think of solutions, rather than to react by jailing everyone.. You know, if weed were legal, there'd be more people working, off the tax burden, paying taxes, and paying taxes on marijuana. But we couldn't have that, could we?

An honest mistake, I'm sure..

Should he recuse himself from any future tax discussions? Regarding his Senate aspirations: Sure he can win, but can he win outside Moralton? The link to the Seventh District won't work, for some reason, so here's the cut and paste..

Missouri's 7th congressional district
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Missouri's 7th congressional district

Current Representative
Roy Blunt (R)
Population
621,690
Median income
$32,929
Ethnicity
94.1% White, 1.3% Black, 0.7% Asian, 2.6% Hispanic, 0.1% Native American, 0.2% other
Cook PVI
R+17
Missouri's 7th congressional district consists of Southwest Missouri. The district includes Springfield, the home of Missouri State University (formerly known as Southwest Missouri State University), and the popular tourist destination city of Branson. Located along the borders of Kansas, Oklahoma, and Northwest Arkansas, the district takes in a huge chunk of the Bible Belt, making it the most Republican district in the state with a strong socially conservative trend. George W. Bush defeated John Kerry 67% to 32% in Election 2004.
The district is currently represented by Roy Blunt (R-Springfield) who will be vacating the seat in 2010 to seek the GOP nomination for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Republican Kit Bond.

AND

2008 presidential election results

The table below shows how individual counties in MO-07 voted in the 2008 presidential election. U.S. Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) swept the district with 63.07 percent of the vote while U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) received 35.39 percent, a 27.68-percent margin of victory for the GOP. McCain received less than 60 percent in only Greene County, where Obama may have been helped by the college subplot presence of Missouri State University.

County John McCain Barack Obama Difference
Newton 69.42 29.32 R + 40.10
McDonald 67.60 30.17 R + 37.43
Stone 68.02 30.69 R + 37.33
Taney 68.02 30.85 R + 37.17
Lawrence 67.70 30.64 R + 37.06
Christian 67.33 31.52 R + 35.81
Barry 66.63 31.62 R + 35.01
Jasper 65.67 32.62 R + 33.05
Polk 65.39 33.24 R + 32.15
Greene 57.06 41.26 R + 15.08


2008 Missouri Republican presidential primary election results

The table below shows how individual counties in MO-07 voted in the 2008 Missouri Republican Presidential Primary. Former Governor Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas) carried every county in MO-07 over U.S. Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) and former Governor Mitt Romney (R-Massachusetts).County Mike Huckabee John McCain Mitt Romney Difference

Taney 55.89 25.90 14.17 H + 29.99
Polk 51.33 25.28 18.65 H + 26.05
Christian 48.46 24.37 22.75 H + 24.09
McDonald 48.71 25.55 14.75 H + 23.16
Lawrence 48.75 26.19 18.96 H + 22.56
Barry 49.69 28.31 15.33 H + 21.38
Newton 45.49 25.95 22.82 H + 19.54
Jasper 42.23 25.82 26.03 H + 16.20Greene 42.48 27.09 25.17 H + 15.39
Stone 45.01 31.82 18.80 H + 13.19


2008 Missouri Democratic presidential primary election results

The table below shows how individual counties in MO-07 voted in the 2008 Missouri Democratic Presidential Primary. Former U.S. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-New York) carried every county in the district by convincing margins over U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois).County Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Difference

McDonald 68.39 26.00 C + 42.39
Barry 65.52 30.47 C + 35.05
Newton 65.55 31.46 C + 34.09
Polk 63.81 33.28 C + 30.53
Taney 63.69 33.74 C + 29.95
Lawrence 61.58 34.86 C + 26.72
Stone 61.76 35.17 C + 26.59
Jasper 60.42 36.39 C + 24.03
Christian 57.68 39.93 C + 17.75
Greene 54.94 42.77 C + 12.17

Can you start to see how this is the political equivalent of a Parallel Universe?

The Steelman/Blunt primary should be sponsored by the UFC.. We have a year of this hilarity folks. Strap in! Check the date for the last link.

This one's been brewin' for awhile, now..

Suddenly, Conservatives LIKE Conspiracy Theories..

when they're the ones being persecuted.. Check out the updates. Tweaking the argument, here and there..

Did we forget the Ultra Rich trend Republican? Big Chrysler dealers are Ultra Rich(250K or more), unlike the people who make Chryslers. Remember when the Republicans wanted the entire industry to die to spite the Unions? What was that, six months ago?

Oh yeah, here are the numbers. I'm a conspiracy buff, but this one seems so easy to disprove, unlike, say, the Nephilim..

Doomsday Approaches: Aqua makes a comeback

Good God; who told them it was all right to record more "music?" Just when I'd gotten that cartoony screeching hypno-tune out of my head.. Scroll down to the comments. It seems like their comeback will be a short-lived one..

It's 5 minutes to midnight..

But it feels a little closer than that.. Here's the Overview of the project, and here's the timeline. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't adjust forward sometime this summer or fall, what with all the insanity..

Flashback: What kind of fuel again?

George over at Urban Survival resurrected this goodie from 2004. What kind of train explosion kills or injures 3000 people? With all the nuclear whatzamahoogle surrounding North Korea, this deserves a second look..